So last week, my wife was freaking out.
Because while I was away in Vegas for my O4 Mastermind…
Apparently, she heard “foot-steps” in our attic…
And my wife?
Has gotta have like, the most vivid imagination ever…
Because she’s thinking the absolute worst…
So we call a guy.
Basically “Billy the Exterminator” Texas edition.
He comes to check things out.
His take?
We’ve gotta ‘possum up there.
(But we don’t need to worry – because apparently possums have the lowest core body temperature of any mammal – so they don’t carry diseases… And they’re nomadic. So our “guest” should move on in a couple ‘o weeks.)
But at this point?
It doesn’t matter…
Because my wife is COMPLETELY freaking out.
The moment the words “human-like skin” and “opposable thumbs” enter the conversation…
Her suitcase is half-packed.
Then the guy hits us with his quote to “take care of things”…
The price?
Well, here’s a photo of his quote:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10100387458945971&set=a.10100120641345581.2282424.1008516
Yeah, exactly.
No. F*cking. Way.
Now, my wife doesn’t even want to pay that kind of money…
So I decide to “handle things” myself…
And armed with my trusty flashlight…
And the seldom used “harpoon” from our fireplace accessory kit…
I boldly go to face this creature of destruction.
And what happened next?
Was the LAST thing I expected…
I’ll tell you how it all played out tomorrow…
Until then…
Peace out!
Ryan
P.S. In case you’re wondering what the hell’s this story got to do with marketing and building your funnels?
A lot, actually.
Let’s get through the story and I’ll explain everything…
P.P.S. By the way… Remember that “countdown timer” in my email last week?
People have been asking me how I did that…
Well that thing relates to our story as well…
And I’ll explain the connection tomorrow…
I think you’ll want to see this…